Gods roles in heaven and epics..

Gods Roles in Heaven and Epics 

Brahma - Systems Installation 
Vishnu - Systems Administration & Support 
Lakshmi - Finance and Accounts consultant 
Saraswati - Training and Knowledge Management 
Shiva - DBA (Crash Specialist) 
Ganesh - Quality Assuarance & Documentation 
Narada - Data transfer 
Yama - Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 
Chitragupta - IDP & Personal Records 
Apsaras - Downloadable Viruses 
Devas - Mainframe Programmers 
Surya - Solaris Administrator 
Rakshasas - In house Hackers 
Lakshman - Support Software and Backup 
Hanuman - Linux/s390 
Jatayu - Firewall 
Dronacharya - System Programmer 
Vishwamitra - Sr. Manager Projects 
Valmiki - Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 
Krishna - SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 
Arjun - Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 
Abhimanyu - Trainee Programmer 
Draupadi - Motivation & Team building 
Bhima - MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 
Duryodhana - Microsoft product Written in VB 
Karna - Contract programmer 
Dhrutarashtra - Visual C++ 
Gandhari - Dreamweaver 
100 Kauravas - Microsoft Service Packs and patches 

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Some random source on the internet..